Calling: David Letterman!
In the tradition of Italian-American NYers – a little sarcasm at the expense of our peculiar-ness during #CampQuarantine. Here are my Top 10 COVID19 Silver Linings (feel free to join in below):
#10: For the WFH set: Guilt-free reset introduction to neighbors you’ve had for several years but never shared more than a “howyadoin?” with.
#9: For our beloved Spring Breakers: You are exempt from funneling beer after everyone at the party has gnawed on the nozzle.
#8: No more dead fish handshakes from the sweaty-palm introvert.
#7: No more vice-grip knuckle-crushers from the ultra-alpha sales dude.
#6: Grandpa’s yellowed handkerchief collection will at long last be decommissioned.
#5: Fans rocking out in general admission will no longer have their beers stolen by a thirsty Bruce Springsteen. (see: multiple YouTube clips)
#4: The only musk heretofore left in an executive elevator will be Eau du Purell.
#3: Zero Risk of embarrassment forgetting how many cheeks to kiss when in Milan, Munich or Moscow.
#2: Finally a modern remake of the classic: Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner via Zoom (Stay healthy, Mr. Poitier)
And…the #1 Silver Lining to COVID19: Not visiting your in-laws is, in fact, for THEIR own good. (I still love you, Nonna & Papa)
#COVID19 #WFH #GetInTheRace #LightenUpFrancis
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